snowballstylinson:

liamford:

on a scale of 1 to twerking on national television how much will you regret your decision

'I like girls who eat carrots'

(via joshmotherfuckingramsay)

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lokiator:

goregeousity:

what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious

the future is now

(via quixotic-desires)

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acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via teacups-full-of-roses)

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hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: blank, via hi-my-name-is-abbi)

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alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

image

and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

image

(Source: claphne, via dreamstreams)

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  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able, via n-atali)

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what ed sheeran gonna do when he runs out of math symbols

(Source: assvvipe, via pinkmansteddybear)

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(Source: rainbow-gatekeeper, via dreamstreams)

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secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

(via pinkmansteddybear)

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"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
(via himicaela)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via yaucher)

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